"Yo, Bro, give me your Mcdonalds?"
"YOUR MAC-DON-NAUlDS, BRO!!! You deaf or summin? Gimme your burgers an' fries!"
"I've only got a cheeseburger."
"Dhen give me your FUCKIN' cheeseburger, bro, 'fore I stab you up!"
A Cheesburger swaps hands.
"Wot da fuck! Can you believe dis brethren? Givin me some nasty teeth grazed, plaque coated burger with a bite outta it! Oh My Days! You takin' the piss, Bro?"
"It's all I had."
"Dhen you betta HAD get some more, yeah, 'fore I come down on your white ass! Make mine a Big Mac, yeah, an none of dhat gherkin shit in it... an fries!"
"A Big Mac (with no gherkin shit), fries, and a hamburger, please."
"But did I ask for a hamburger tho? I din't ask for no fuckin cheaparse hamburger Bro!"
"It's for me"
"Well, dat's OK dhen, yeah, you're lucky innit! Jus don't make me stab you up on CCTV, yeah. I can go to prison for dhat shit! Don't make me do it, Bro!"
A Big Mac (with no gherkin shit), fries and a hamburger are handed over.
"But you know what, yeah: You're safe, bro! You new 'round 'ere, innit? Well, you have any trubs, Bro, ANY AT ALL, and you just mention me. M'name's BurgerKing, yeah, jus name me up strait! It's cheap at the price, Bro."
"What you mean OHKAY? Chattin' ta me in dhat sad arse manna! I'm doing you a favor, Bro. Big time."
"Ok, THANK YOU!"
"Dhat's betta Bro... You safe, yeah.. know dhem tings! Now jog on, bro... jog on."
The Bro jogs on.
"Yo, Bro, give me your hamburger!"