The Underclass

Burned Out Flat
Newspapers for Carpet
Blankets for Curtains
Urine Impregnated Cushions
Tenants Super Aromatherapy Canisters
Mouldy Plates
Burnt Spoons
Jamaican Patois
English Patois
Drunken patois
Gold St Christophers
Sovereign Rings
Hand Tattoos
Neck Tattoos
Scars
Broken Noses
Missing Teeth
Chib Marks
Lost Minds
Lost Gamblers
Losing Betting Slips
Losing Scratch Cards
Losing Lottery Tickets
Saver Food Brands
Garlic Powder Sandwiches
Bone Stew
Chinese Take-Away
Pork Balls
Sweet & Sour sauce
Cats Licking Tampons
(Used)
Fucked Fridges
Milk in Water
Rancid Butter
Potatoes with Sprouts
Larder Maggots
Flour Beetles
Clothes Moths
Car Boot Sales
Jumble
Bullworkers
Bike Parts
Beer Bellies
Shrivelled Dicks
Erections
Exposed Ballbags
Unkempt Arseholes
Cock Cheese
Pussy Slime
Vomit
Foot Fungi
Sex with Dossers
Ringing Tramps
Sodomy
Kiddie Fiddlers
Incest
Rape
Cocksucking
Chewing Gum
Milk of Magnesia
Laxatives
Syringes
Valium
Blue Eye Shadow
Black Mascara
Sunglasses
Lard for Brylcreem
Dandruff
Pink Leggings
Adidas Two Stripe, and
Pitbull Terriers.

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