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5 comments:

  1. "intense dental work "
    Hahahahaaa

    Brilliant.

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  2. these are insanely brilliant. never been one for poetry but these make sense and i see them more like short stories with illustraions than poetry as you can think of it. i also must say it is a perfect accompanyment to memoires. Daz

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  3. sux dont like it... non intelligent babble trying to be deep but you can not accomplish it with this garbage

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  4. lol im no writer but lovin yer blog/work been readin thru this for hours just found it from bp website heroin is a life choice eh, i dont wt to stop either i hate methadone tho so keep oxycontin as a back up get it on script an as its scotland its free :) i hope u keep the blog up its addictive an ill be keepin up with it now, i feel a connection, u were born in glasgow im from fraserburgh(dont blame u if u hate that place its where dennis nilsen was born an lived before he fucked off to london) i was born start of 76 started smokin hash same time as u lsd etc same an temgesic same an started on the h atgrand old age of 19 still on it yet an will be when i die,i always manage to keep workin and on top of the habit,for a while then it all goes to shit (lost job a month ago sojust checked bank before findin this an ma first dole payments in , 220quid wwoohoo lol be wasted tomorrow and next day ,£50 o white an skint by wed,anyway keep up the amazin work ,ian

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  5. hey Ian, thanks for your words! And no, I don't dislike people from Fraserburgh... I don't even dislike Nilsen.

    That's the first time I've heard of someone using Oxycontin as a substitute to stop withdrawals. Does it really work, I wouldn't have imagined it to be anywhere near strong enough to stop a proper smack habit. I don't mind methadone. It doesn't work as a substitute but does stop sickness and that's all i care for. It also allows you to do certain things which heroin or strong opiates don't... like saty awake long enough to write. So I kinda corrupt to my own needs; I also use heroin whenever I can or like, and so never have that longing of someone not using but desperately wanting to.

    i've loads of new stuff for this little site and will also be writing more frequently on memoires too. I've come into a bit of time and so am able to do that for a while.

    Anyway you take care and thanks again for writing and your time spent on my words...

    All my Thoughts, Shane. X

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